People have been pointing out a variety of ways that I can satisfy the carnivore in me with these simple products. I haven’t bothered to see if they actually contain any meat or not, but let’s have a look!
Mmm. Lather me up in lard!
Usually I'm trying to pick this out of my teeth.
Nothing quite like the cool refreshing taste of Denny's Grand Slam to prepare you for your next meeting.
This is soap. All of it. I've always wanted buns to wash my... Nevermind. Lettuce forget about that.
Meat flavored chips. For those difficult moments when you can't decide which to reach for.
Thanks everybody! Keep those suggestions coming!